What We Do
At Insomnia Crypto, we give you the tools , insights, and support you need to take control of your digital assets—securely, privately, and profitably.
Protect
We’ll show you how to protect your assets with cold storage and privacy tools—even if you’re not “techy.”
Lock down your wallets, keep your transactions discreet, and protect your assets like a pro. Simple tools, powerful protection.
Optimize
We’ll help you move your crypto smarter and cheaper—whether you’re sending $50 or $50,000.
Whether you’re sending, swapping or bridging $50 or $50K, we’ll show you how to do it faster, cheaper, and smarter.
Spend
Ditch fiat. Buy groceries, pay bills, book flights. Live fully on crypto – no middlemen, no cashouts.
Earn
We’ll teach you how to earn yield on the digital assets you already hold so that you can collect passive income and avoid scams.
Why Insomnia Crypto?
Whether you’re new to crypto or ready to level up, we offer high-tech support and tailored plans to help you move forward with clarity and confidence.
No fluff. No hype. No shill.
Just tailored guidance to earn yield with your exisiting assets and tighten your anonymity/security.
We teach, not sell
We don’t recommend specific assets. Our only product is knowledge, tailored to make the most from your existing portfolio.
We meet you where you are
From setting up your first wallet to advanced DeFi tools—we guide you step by step at your pace.
Real-world results
Live on crypto. Safely and discreetly. Independent of centralized intermediaries.