Our Services
Every session is customized to help you achieve your most immediate goals and get you all the knowledge/tools you need to do so. You dictate the curriculum and the pace.
Real Crypto Support. Tailored to You.
We don’t sell you hype. We don’t push products.
We provide hands-on, strategic guidance to help you secure, optimize, spend, and grow your crypto—with systems that actually work in the real world.
Whether you’re just getting serious or you’re already deep in DeFi, we meet you where you are—and build a plan that moves with you.
Standalone Session
$500/ hour
One-time strategy blast.
Come with questions, leave with answers. For quick fixes, deep dives, or emergency crypto CPR.
- Perfect for:
- Wallet reviews or setup walkthroughs
- Transaction issues or stuck funds
- Strategy checks before a big move
- Privacy tools or DeFi onboarding
The Fixer
$7,000/ 6 months
Up to 20 hours over 6 months.
(additional hrs exceeding 20 billed at $400/hr)
A customized crypto playbook — tailored to your setup.
- Includes but not limited to:
- Portfolio tune-up
- Security overhaul
- Yield strategies tailored to your risk profile
- Flexible scheduling over 6 months
- 6 months YieldDrop subscription included
The Lifeline
$10,000/ 12 months
Up to 40 hours over 12 months
(additional hrs exceeding 40 billed at $350/hr)
Strategic guidance, recurring reviews, new tools as they drop. Crypto evolves fast, we keep you in the loop.
- Includes but not limited to:
- All the features of the 6 month plan plus 20 more hours of consultation and…
- Quarterly portfolio reviews
- Guidance on new strategies and advanced yield-farming techniques
- 12 month YieldDrop subscription included
The We Never Sleep Plan
$25,000/ year
Unlimited* access over 12 months
($300/hr if you torch the clause)
*As much time as you need for 12 months. First-in-line booking, after-hours calls, and true “WTF do I do?” support.
- Includes:
- Unlimited strategy sessions
- "WTF do I do?" moments handled fast
- Personal privacy framework
- Support that evolves as your life and portfolio evolve
- 12 month YieldDrop subscription included
YieldDrop
$100/month
Up-to-date yield opportunities delivered to your inbox, designed to bring you the best risk-adjusted returns
*We Never Sleep Plan Fine Print
Unlimited means unlimited until it’s not. We start nudging if you pass ~100 hours/year. But if you’re not being absurd, we’re cool.
Payment & Logistics
- Crypto or card—your choice
- NDAs and custom plans? Easy.
- Book time as needed during biz hours