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Insomnia Crypto

Crypto Coaching That Actually Makes Sense

Protect, Optimize, Spend, and Earn—Without Getting Wrecked.

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What We Do

We help clients like you navigate the real-world use of cryptocurrency—from security to spending and everything in between. No jargon. No bullshit. Just practical coaching based on experience, not speculation.

Protect

Your crypto is only as strong as your security. We’ll show you how to lock it down tight with cold storage, privacy tools, and untraceable strategies—even if you’re not “techy.”

Optimize

Stop paying outrageous fees. We’ll help you move your crypto smarter and cheaper—whether you’re sending $50 or $50,000.

Spend

Ditch fiat. Buy coffee, pay rent, book flights, and live fully on crypto—no middlemen, no cashouts, just freedom.

Earn

DeFi isn’t just hype—it’s opportunity. We’ll guide you through legit strategies for yield, passive income, and smarter investing—without falling for scams.

Our Services

We’re not influencers. We’re obsessive crypto experts who’ve lived through the grind, lost sleep over scams, and figured out what actually works. That’s why we teach only what we’ve tried—and we tailor everything to your goals.

Hourly Coaching

$500 / hour

Perfect for focused questions or deep-dive sessions. Get direct access to a crypto expert for advice, reviews, or walkthroughs.

Includes:
  • Personalized 1-on-1 crypto coaching session
  • Help with wallet setup, transfers, and cold storage
  • Guidance on DeFi platforms and earning strategies
  • Privacy tools and security best practices tailored to you
5-Hour Full Coaching Package

$2,250/ 5 hours

Best for: People ready to overhaul their entire crypto setup with expert help.

Includes:
  • 5 hours of coaching (Protect, Optimize, Spend, Earn)
  • 3-month subscription with earning strategy updates
  • Email access for quick questions
  • A customized action plan with follow-up checkpoints
Annual Package

$7,000/ year

Best for: High-net-worth individuals, founders, or serious investors looking to build or protect long-term wealth.

Includes:
  • Up to 20 hours of one-on-one coaching
  • A full year of earning opportunity updates
  • Quarterly reviews and strategy tuning
  • Priority access to new insights, partner tools, and client-only resources

Consultation Packages

Quick-start sessions for targeted needs:

Fully Secure Package
  • 20-min intro + 2-hour deep dive into crypto security
  • Cold storage setup, threat analysis, and privacy enhancements
Learn to Earn Package
  • 20-min intro + 2-hour DeFi earning walkthrough
  • Includes 1-month subscription access and passive income plan

Subscription Service

$100/ month

Monthly email updates with new yield opportunities, portfolio alerts, and stealth crypto tips. Also available at $1,000/year.

Not sure where to start?

Contact us and we’ll help you pick the right package.

Why Insomnia Crypto?

Whether you’re completely new to crypto or ready to level up, we offer one-on-one coaching and tailored programs to help you move forward with confidence and clarity.

No fluff. No hype. No shill

You won’t find pump-and-dump nonsense here. Just tailored guidance based on what actually works

We teach, not sell

We don’t sell coins or affiliate you into platforms. Our only product is knowledge—customized for your goals

Privacy-first approach

Want to fly under the radar? We specialize in stealth wealth strategies—cold wallets, mixers, private DeFi, and more

We meet you where you are

From setting up your first wallet to advanced DeFi tools—we guide you step by step at your pace

Strategy Over Hype

Our strategies help you thrive in bull, bear, or sideways markets—no hype, just proven systems

Real-world results

We’ll help you live fully on crypto—book flights, pay bills, or earn stable yield—without relying on centralized banks

CustomerStories

Not only did it help me finally understand DeFi, but I’m now earning passive income without second-guessing every move I make.

Melissa Tran, Brisbane
The security session was a game-changer. I sleep better knowing my assets are locked down and off the radar.
Alek Moreno, Toronto
I used to pay massive fees just to move my crypto. Now I do it smarter, faster, and way cheaper—thanks to Insomnia Crypto.
Sophie Liu, Singapore
I didn’t expect coaching to feel this personal. They helped me go from confused to confident in less than a week.
Jared Hall, New York
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Our coaching covers everything from securing your assets and optimizing your transactions, to earning yield through DeFi and spending crypto in the real world. Each session is tailored to your specific goals and experience level.
Not at all. We simplify complex crypto concepts and walk you through every step—no prior experience required. Whether you're just getting started or looking to refine your strategy, we’ve got you covered.
Just head to our Scheduling page and pick a time that works for you. You can book hourly coaching or choose from our packages. Once confirmed, you'll receive all the details you need for your session.
Our packages are based on how deep you want to go. You can book a single session for quick help, or commit to our 5-hour or annual plans for full support, updates, and ongoing strategy refinement.
No—we don’t give financial or investment advice. What we offer is education, strategic coaching, and practical guidance based on real-world experience so you can make smarter decisions with your crypto.

Ready to Take Control?

Crypto isn’t the future. It’s happening now. Let’s make sure you’re doing it right.

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