- Direct message access to us for questions and second opinions (response within 1 day)
- Monthly town hall, 1 hour live online AMA session with our experts. Recorded and uploaded.
- Setup/goal review in month one, private, 30 minutes, with a list of what to fix first
- Alerts when something in the ecosystem could affect your security or asset holdings
Insomnia Crypto pricing: membership plans, private consulting, and crypto asset recovery
Membership plans
- One private hour of consulting each month, tailored to your needs
- Direct message access to us for questions and second opinions (response within 1 day)
- Monthly town hall, 1 hour live online AMA session with our experts. Recorded and uploaded.
- Alerts when something in the ecosystem could affect your security or asset holdings
- Priority scheduling for consulting and project work
Private consulting
One-to-one, whenever you need it
Wallet reviews, transaction walkthroughs, protocol comparisons, or anything that needs us looking at your actual setup alongside you.
Asset recovery services
Lost funds? Rug pulled?
If there's a way to recover it, we'll find it. Our recovery service taps into deep protocol knowledge, on-chain forensics, and relentless problem-solving to help you reclaim what's yours.
10% on any excess above $1 million
No recovery, no charge.
Monthly town hall
Discretion is the whole point
Once a month we run a live AMA for an hour. Bring anything. Mostly it's us sharing our screen: walking through a real setup, showing how an operation is done onchain step by step, and answering whatever comes up.
You are never visible to other members and they are never visible to you. No names, no video, no participant audio. We record our screen and our voice only, and we re-voice questions ourselves so nothing identifies who asked.
Every session is recorded and uploaded, so if you miss one it's waiting for you. The library grows every month and comes with both memberships.
- Length
- 1 hour, monthly
- Format
- Live AMA, screen-shared
- Who can see you
- Nobody
- What we record
- Our screen and voice only
- If you miss it
- Recorded and uploaded
- Included in
- Lifeline and Executive
FAQ
Do you ever hold my funds or my keys?
No. Never, under any circumstance. We help you build it and we show you how it works. You hold the keys, you sign the transactions, you keep control. If anyone in this industry offers to hold it for you, that's the moment to run away.
Is there a contract or minimum term?
No. Both memberships are month to month. Cancel whenever you like and you won't be billed again. We'd rather keep you because we add value than because you signed something.
What happens in the first month?
Lifeline starts with a private 30-minute setup and goal review. We go through what you're holding, where it sits, and how it's secured. You get a short list of what to fix, in the order it matters. Most people find at least one thing they didn't know was a problem.
Can I move between memberships?
Upgrade whenever you like and it takes effect immediately. Downgrade at the end of any billing month. No penalty either way.
Does my included hour roll over?
No. The Executive hour is use-it-or-lose-it each month. That's deliberate: the members who get the most out of this are the ones who actually book it.
Do members get a discount on hourly work?
No, and we'd rather be straight about why. Membership buys you access, response time, and included hours. Our hourly rate is the same for everyone, so nobody is quietly subsidising anybody else.
Do I need a membership to hire you?
No. We can tailor a plan to your specific needs. Memberships are for people who want somebody standing by rather than somebody they call once.
Will you tell me what to invest in?
No. We're not investment advisers and we don't take positions on what you should buy, sell, or hold. What we do is make sure that whatever you own is secure, that you're minimizing costs, aware of passive income opportunities, and that a single mistake can't take all of it.
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