Our Services

Every session is customized to help you achieve your most immediate goals and get you all the knowledge/tools you need to do so. You dictate the curriculum and the pace.

Real Crypto Support. Tailored to You.

We don’t sell you hype. We don’t push products.
We provide hands-on, strategic guidance to help you secure, optimize, spend, and grow your crypto—with systems that actually work in the real world.

Whether you’re just getting serious or you’re already deep in DeFi, we meet you where you are—and build a plan that moves with you.

Standalone Session

$500/ hour

One-time strategy blast.

Come with questions, leave with answers. For quick fixes, deep dives, or emergency crypto CPR.

The Fixer

$7,000/ 6 months

Up to 20 hours over 6 months.

(additional hrs exceeding 20 billed at $400/hr)

A customized crypto playbook — tailored to your setup.

Includes but not limited to:
Portfolio tune-up
Security overhaul
Yield strategies tailored to your risk profile
Flexible scheduling over 6 months
Strategic yield updates
50% discount on Panic Button services

The Lifeline

$10,000/ 12 months

Up to 40 hours over 12 months

(additional hrs exceeding 40 billed at $350/hr)

Strategic guidance, recurring reviews, new tools as they drop. Crypto evolves fast, we keep you in the loop.

Includes but not limited to:
All the features of the 6 month plan plus 20 more hours of consultation and…
Quarterly portfolio reviews
Guidance on new strategies and advanced yield-farming techniques
Strategic yield updates
50% discount on Panic Button services

The We Never Sleep Plan

$25,000/ year

Unlimited* access over 12 months

($300/hr if you torch the clause)

*As much time as you need for 12 months. First-in-line booking, after-hours calls, and true “WTF do I do?” support.

Includes:
Unlimited* strategy sessions
Personal privacy framework
Strategic yield updates
Panic Button service included
50% discount on Recovery services
*Fine print: Unlimited means unlimited until it’s not. We start nudging if you pass ~100 hours/year. But if you're not being absurd, we’re cool.

Panic Button

$1000/ hour

Need help right now? We never sleep.  Panic Button gives you prompt, one-on-one access to an expert who can walk you through any crypto scenario. Whether you’re staring at a DeFi disaster, suspect a hack, or your wallet’s gone haywire, we triage and troubleshoot live.

Asset Recovery Services

20% on first $1 million, 10% on any excess above $1 million

Lost funds? Rug pulled? If there’s a way to recover it, we’ll find it. Our recovery service taps into deep protocol knowledge, on-chain forensics, and relentless problem-solving to help you reclaim what’s yours. No recovery, no charge.