Sleeping Soundly
At Insomnia Crypto, we don’t do fluff, and neither do the people we work with. These are real clients who’ve gone from overwhelmed, stuck, or skeptical… to confident, in control, and passively earning.
My crypto portfolio was, in retrospect, a hot mess. It's embarrassing to think back to the days of keeping all my assets in a phone hot wallet! Dan's first priority was teaching me cold storage and simultaneously the importance of being much more discreet with my transactions. Then he taught me swapping and bridging which were essential to my being able to not only earn yield on my assets but also spend my stables in day-to-day life. Within months, my yield alone more than paid for the hours I invested. Plus the team is always there to hold my hand when those inevitable crypto "Oh sh*t, what did I just do?!?" moments have come up. I sleep better at night knowing Insomnia has my back!
J.R.
New York
My crypto portfolio was, in retrospect, a hot mess. It's embarrassing to think back to the days of keeping all my assets in a phone hot wallet! Dan's first priority was teaching me cold storage and simultaneously the importance of being much more discreet with my transactions. Then he taught me swapping and bridging which were essential to my being able to not only earn yield on my assets but also spend my stables in day-to-day life. Within months, my yield alone more than paid for the hours I invested. Plus the team is always there to hold my hand when those inevitable crypto "Oh sh*t, what did I just do?!?" moments have come up. I sleep better at night knowing Insomnia has my back!
J.R.
New York
“DeFi used to feel like gambling. Now I have a yield strategy that fits my goals, not some Discord hype. The clarity and patience they gave me were next level.”
Albert Flores
@freelancer
“I was stuck with frozen transactions, sky-high fees, and zero understanding of how wallets really work. These guys broke it down without making me feel stupid. Game-changing.”
Savannah N.
@designer
“After getting rugged and burned on platforms I didn’t understand, I was ready to give up. These guys helped me regroup, rebuild, and earn again—but smarter this time.”
Floyd Miles
@designer
“After getting rugged and burned on platforms I didn’t understand, I was ready to give up. These guys helped me regroup, rebuild, and earn again—but smarter this time.”
Darrell S.
@smallbusiness
“After getting rugged and burned on platforms I didn’t understand, I was ready to give up. These guys helped me regroup, rebuild, and earn again—but smarter this time.”
Ronalald R.
@developer
“After getting rugged and burned on platforms I didn’t understand, I was ready to give up. These guys helped me regroup, rebuild, and earn again—but smarter this time.”
Guy Hawkins
@techguru
“After getting rugged and burned on platforms I didn’t understand, I was ready to give up. These guys helped me regroup, rebuild, and earn again—but smarter this time.”
Robert Fox
@company
“After getting rugged and burned on platforms I didn’t understand, I was ready to give up. These guys helped me regroup, rebuild, and earn again—but smarter this time.”